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My name is Bryan Trent and I'm this site's owner and admin. I served in the Chile Osorno Mission from 1993-1995 and love telling missionary stories. So, I decided to make a blog to share them before they are forgotten, and to allow other former missionaries to do the same. This blog site is completely FREE for use as a resource and to share your stories as long as you are not publishing content for profit. Easily share posts and content on social networking websites like Facebook and Twitter, or send content via email. Please visit the "Policies" tab before posting, and the FAQ tab if you have any questions. Refrain from negative or distasteful comments and foul language please.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 @ 12:10 PM
Since return­ing from my mis­sion many years ago I have often fallen back on my mis­sion­ary mem­o­ries and expe­ri­ences as sources of inspi­ra­tion, resources for my church talks and lessons, and as enter­tain­ment for my kids dur­ing fam­ily home evening activ­i­ties. You see, my mis­sion was a grand adven­ture in a for­eign coun­try and it was a turn­ing point in my life filled with tremen­dous spir­i­tual growth.  As I have often looked back on my own mis­sion­ary expe­ri­ences, I have also looked for­ward to the fire­sides, Ensign arti­cles and other oppor­tu­ni­ties where I can lis­ten to or read about the expe­ri­ences other mis­sion­ar­ies have had in the mis­sion field. Such sto­ries are both uplift­ing and spir­i­tu­ally revi­tal­iz­ing, and they are often funny and entertaining.
 
Because I’m likely not the only mem­ber of the church who enjoys mis­sion related sto­ries I’ve cre­ated this blog and made it FREE and open to any­one inter­ested in using it. Returned mis­sion­ar­ies, regard­less of age or where they have served, are encour­aged to post inter­est­ing and mem­o­rable sto­ries and expe­ri­ences on this blog. Other users are wel­come to read posts, com­ment on posts, rate posts, and oth­er­wise use this blog as a resource for your talks, lessons, fam­ily home evenings, encour­age­ment, or for other uplift­ing uses.
 
I look for­ward to watch­ing this blog grow in pop­u­lar­ity and con­tent and I can’t wait to read your par­tic­u­lar mis­sion stories.
 
Sin­cerely ~ The Admin
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 @ 11:10 AM

My first day in the Chile Osorno mis­sion I was vis­it­ing the mis­sion offices and one of the mis­sion­ar­ies was drink­ing a nasty look­ing green con­coc­tion through a metal straw. They called it Yerba Maté and he said it was his favorite drink. I was offered a sip and thought it was the most dis­cust­ing thing I had ever had. I soon found that in south­ern Chile Yerba Maté is a very com­mon social drink con­sumed, at the time, by both mem­bers and mis­sion­ar­ies alike.  Over time Yerba Maté grew on me and like many other mis­sion­ar­ies I became a big Yerba Maté drinker, often sip­ping the tea while study­ing or while vis­it­ing peo­ple. Yerba Maté is not only socially rel­e­vant in south­ern Chile, but in fact it is con­sumed all across cen­tral and south Amer­ica. Most mis­sion­ar­ies who have served in those regions have either con­sumed or been intro­duced to Yerba Maté.

Yerba Maté is an herbal tea with lots of vit­a­mins, and some web­sites I have vis­ited indi­cate it has stim­u­lat­ing qual­i­ties sim­i­lar to a nat­ural caf­feine (except that there’s no caf­feine in it). Yerba Maté looks and smells sim­i­lar to dried grass with twigs in it. To drink it you add boiled water and sugar, then you sip it through a fil­tered metal straw called a bom­billa (pro­nounced bombiya). Yerba Maté is often held in a gourd or spe­cial cup called a Maté.  Although I think sweet­ened is the only way to drink Yerba Maté, my mis­sion pres­i­dent once told me that you weren’t really a Yerba Maté drinker unless you drink it amargo (sour — no sugar). He was from Uraguay.

When I left my mis­sion I bought 2 kilos of Yerba Maté on the way to the air­port, wrapped them in plas­tic and duct-tape, and then stuffed them into my suit­case. I was sure some­body would think they were drugs, but for­tu­nately I made it all the way to Seat­tle with no prob­lems. Since then, I have intro­duced Yerba Maté to my kids and most of them enjoy it. It can be pur­chased online and is not very expen­sive. The video I have attached is of my daugh­ter teach­ing view­ers how to drink Yerba Maté. It was done for a school project I had a while back and I thought I would attach it.

Kelsey demon­strat­ing how to drink Yerba Mate

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 @ 11:10 AM
Rabbit skins drying on fence

Rab­bit skins dry­ing on fence

One day as my com­pan­ion and I walked to our house we passed two ani­mal skins hang­ing on a fence in the back yard. As far as I could tell they looked like cat skins. I went inside and asked our mamita (in Chile we rented rooms from home­own­ers and called them “pen­siones”, and the host­ess was gen­er­ally called the “mamita”) if we were hav­ing cat for din­ner. “Of course we’re hav­ing cat for din­ner”, she responded. “Don’t you like cat?” Will­ing to try any­thing after liv­ing and eat­ing in Chile for 18 months, I told her I would give it a shot. After din­ner she finally admit­ted that we weren’t actu­ally eat­ing cat, but instead the meat was from the two rab­bits she had butchered ear­lier in the day.

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Wednesday, October 14, 2009 @ 11:10 AM

While I was serv­ing in the Chile Osorno mis­sion I heard a story (3rd party) about a sis­ter mis­sion­ary else­where in the mis­sion who really butchered the Span­ish lan­guage. You see, there are cer­tain words that sound sim­i­lar and mean the same thing between Eng­lish and Span­ish. How­ever, there are other words that sound the same and mean some­thing totally different.

As the story goes, one new sis­ter mis­sion­ary was asked to give her tes­ti­mony in a new area some­where in south­ern Chile. Because her Span­ish speak­ing skills were not that great she was very ner­vous. She approached the podium and after intro­duc­ing her­self she said, “estoy muy emberasada” (I am very emberassed). Then she pointed to the bishop and said, “and it’s his fault”. Unfor­tu­nately, in Span­ish the phrase “estoy muy emberasada” means “I am very preg­nant”. The con­gre­ga­tion got a great laugh out of that one.

I had a sim­i­lar yet less spec­tac­u­lar expe­ri­ence myself. In Chilean Span­ish Cara­binero means Police­man and caballo (cabayo) means horse. One day while I was walk­ing through a park I passed a police­man and politely said, “hola caballo” (hello horse). I couldn’t under­stand what the dirty look was all about until my com­pan­ion explained it to me later.

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009 @ 08:10 PM

Shortly after arriv­ing in the Chile Osorno mis­sion and spend­ing my first night in the mis­sion home I was told I would be trav­el­ing by bus to a remote moun­tain town called Cura­cautin. The assis­tants to the mis­sion pres­i­dent drove me and sev­eral other new mis­sion­ar­ies to the Osorno bus sta­tion where they bought me a ticket and ush­ered me aboard the bus. I had a small wad of Chilean cash in my pocket, but I was com­pletely unfa­mil­iar with the cur­rency and had no idea how much money I was holding.

About 30 min­utes into the bus ride, just as we were get­ting out of the city, a bus atten­dant walked down the isle and col­lected bus fair from the pas­sen­gers, swap­ping money for bus tick­ets. As he walked down the isle he would ask peo­ple where they were going, and then he would tell them the appro­pri­ate fair for trav­el­ing that dis­tance. As he grew closer to where I was sit­ting, it dawned on me that I couldn’t remem­ber the name of the town I was sup­posed to go to. After all, Cura­cautin wasn’t a name I was famil­iar with. In fact, the bus didn’t go to Cura­cautin at all, but to another larger city where I was expected to trans­fer to another bus (a detail I had failed to pick up dur­ing my con­ver­sa­tion with the assistants).

When the atten­dant finally arrived at my seat he asked me what my des­ti­na­tion was. At least that’s what I assume he asked, because after only 1 day in Chile my Span­ish was very weak. I shook my head and said in a weak voice, “yo no se” (I don’t know). To that he responded with some­thing along the lines of, “you must be going some­where”. When noth­ing else came to mind I told him, “voy al fin” (I’m going to the end, or the last stop). The atten­dant told me the fair amount, but since I didn’t yet com­pre­hend Chilean cur­rency I sim­ply held out my wad of cash. He took some bills, gave me some change and a ticket and then walked to the next passenger.

Hours later, as lunch came around and I was get­ting very hun­gry, I began to get very ner­vous. We passed town after town and I had no idea where I would end up. That bus could have been going to Anto­fo­gasta for all I knew! Finally, over 8 hours into the bus ride, we drove into a rather large city and pulled into a bus garage. As they threw my bags off the roof the atten­dant walked back to my seat and told me to get off, we were at the end of the line. I grabbed my suit­case and bag, saw no other mis­sion­ar­ies around and started walking.

I was absolutely ter­ri­fied! I was thou­sands of miles from home, in a name­less for­eign city and I could barely ask where the bath­room was in Span­ish. With my head hung low and hunger in my belly after not hav­ing eaten all day, I walked down the street in a mis­cel­la­neous direc­tion and said a hum­ble prayer. Shortly after I fin­ished my prayer I faintly heard some­body yell,  Elder! I turned around and at the end of the block I saw two mis­sion­ar­ies run­ning towards me from where the bus sta­tion had been. By some stroke of luck (or a bless­ing from on high) I had mis­tak­enly trav­eled to the right town. The mis­sion­ar­ies were two zone lead­ers from the city of Temuco, and they were very apolo­getic for being a few min­utes late to pick me up. The bus atten­dant appar­ently had told them which way I had gone walking.

They fed me, intro­duced me to my new com­pan­ion, and sent me on my way (via another bus) towards the town of Curacautin.

This was a heck of an intro­duc­tion for me to a new coun­try, and an expe­ri­ence I will never forget.

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